It astonishes me to what lengths people will go to get attention. I came across this battle of bottoms on Youtube. You should probably watch the video first and then after 30 mins of straight ab ripping laughter return to my post. [click on the picture]
This guy took the full impact of the wall of the planet on his ass alone, didn’t try to spread out the pain or nothing. I’ve never witnessed a man so violently raped by his own pelvic bone. This simultaneously shut his anus and made him shit himself. I actually saved this video on my phone for whenever I need a chuckle. Whenever life is hard I’ll turn back to this moment and this video and realize that it could be worse and I could be like this guy and have my colon forcefully ejected through my mouth. I don’t mean to be that mean….yes I do. Hahahaha.
[Click here to see the ‘Battle of Bottoms‘]